Now, Luigi doesn't HATE black people, he's just not a big fan. Not a big fan at all. When Magic Johnson wants his trophy fixed, Luigi can't help but refuse! It only gets worse from there!
Also, Mario's home.
WHY DO I SUCK SO MUCH WHEN I RECORD MYSELF? IT MAKES ME WANNA FJDKLDFJLK
NOTE: I sped up some crap because YouTube can't handle 12 minutes of footage, mainly just the stage select screens and such. And yes, I know I screw up a lot in parts, I suck when I record myself. I only did this cause I was bored as all hell and while I could be doing something constructive, I didn't.